Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk

Oh and they don't.  Driving through Missouri we hit a bit of Route 66 crossed the Mississippi and spent the night in Hannibal, MO.  We have finally ended up in Kansas.  We have seen nothing but Corn (and it is true the crops look bad) and Soybeans. We tried to find a Scarecrow, but they seemed to be quite scarce as well.  We did find a great place to have lunch, I think the sign say's it all.  Now that we landed in Kansas, we are with George and James and Louis and Lola and the kids the are having a blast.  Even though it was 99 degrees when we arrived it ended up well as we ended up in the community swimming pool, with a large sippy cup of vodka.